we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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