There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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