i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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