Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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