They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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