ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Randomize