Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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