is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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