they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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