Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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