i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize