That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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