i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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