everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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