They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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