I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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