Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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