I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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