he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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