Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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