Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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