you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.