I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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