pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Randomize