I think I died a long time ago.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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