Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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