So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
