Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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