I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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