when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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