Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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