i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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