How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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