his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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