Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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