Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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