Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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