I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
