Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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