it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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