no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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