I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
tell me about the eggs
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