She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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