I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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