I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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