He asked me if I "almost moaned"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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