found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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