its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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