in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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