I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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