i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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