I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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