I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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