these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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