called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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